Q1. Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?
Q2. Why did Santa push his bed into the fireplace?
Winter: [With a tip to Twilight's popularity]
Q3. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?Q4. What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
The differences between Christmas and Hannukah:
1-Christmas brings enormous electric bills. Candles are used for Chanukah. Not only are we spared enormous electric bills, but we get to feel good about not contributing to the energy crisis.
2-Christmas is a major holiday. Chanukah is a minor holiday with the same theme as most Jewish holidays. They tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat.
A1. Because he like to hoe, hoe, hoe! A2. Because he wanted to sleep like a log. A3. Frost-bite! A4. A snowball.