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Attributions are often debatable, just as with legends and proverbs. If I have a name I will offer it, but with no guarantees. [Even #7 which I should be able to guarantee, may have come from his mother or father.]
#7-- "If you can't be smart, don't be stupid!"
James H. Underwood, minister [and my dad]
#8-- "The way out of trouble is never as easy as the way in."
Edgar Watson Howe, writer & editor
#9-- "The first rule of holes; when you're in one... stop digging!"
Molly Ivins, writer
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